Its smile time........

1. Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger
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Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom He Bought.
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She Told The Salesman That You Have Cheated Me,
I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!
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Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??
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This Is What She Did :
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1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option.
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2) Disconnected The Mouse From That PC.
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3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .
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4) Right Clicked The Mouse & Selected The PASTE Option.
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Salesman DIED..! :P

2..Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple..
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My Mother said: "Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha" :P

Lifetime Fact:

1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass...:)
1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart...:-)
1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love.....:)

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But
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Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's.

4..My First Name was given by my Mom & Dad.

My Last Name is given by my Ancestors.

What's my contribution?

So now i have to prefix CA to complete it..:-)

5..Girlfriend: U think I am fat?? :O
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Boyfriend: No baby,
U have just become my teddy bear
from a Barbie Doll.. :P

6....Jisne CA ko mazak mein liya samjho usne apna jeevan bigad liya....
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Aur salla jisne seriously liya usne bhi kya ukhad liya

7..Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:"Isme mat chadye patri se utar jayegi".
PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi "Ye crash hojayega".
BUS me aawaj aayi"Ye khai me gir jayegi".
Ladka gusse se-"Kaun hai...?"

Aawaz aai-"GOD".
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Ladka-"CA me jab admission le rahatha, tabtumhara gala baith gaya tha kya....??? O.o ;)

8..Sweet Love Story:

A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench

just to see her for whole period?

Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?

Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)

Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)