Friends, If you see this jokes I bet all your tensions will go and some relaxation will come..
These jokes are on C.A’s and CA Students.
My main intension in posting these jokes is to give some sort of relaxation between your studies. So, my request to all of you don’t take them otherwise.. Just enjoy the reading and have a lot of fun…. Last 3 are really bouncers….. Enjoy reading
1:
Jhony jhony
Yes Papa!
Joined CA ?
Yes Papa!
Any Entertainment ?
NO PAPA!
Many Subjects ?
Yes Papa!
Do u study ?
Yes papa!
When Will u pass?
Ha Ha Ha
2:
4 years
18 Papers
5000 laws
50000 sections
500000 rules
Normal people cant bear it,
Remaining abnormal are called
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CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS
3:
If Gandhiji would have ever thought about doing
“CA”!!!
Then he would have definitely added a 4th monkey with hands on its forehead…
4:
Always keep your CA question papers in your purse. Whenever u r in some big trouble, look at that question papers, you will feel that
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No other problem is bigger than this….
5:
Chinese Man files for divorce
Judge (Ex-CA): Whats the reason ?
Chinese Man : Me No Come, She No Come, Baby Come !!!
How Come?
Immediately Judge Said : May be “Income from Other Sources”
6:
CA Students life is so easy…..
Seems just like Walking in the Park…
And that park is like..
JURASSIC PARK
7:
Once a girl asked a boy – Why we have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc… when we have nothing to measure love, trust, friendship……?
Boy thought for a while,
Took her in his arms with tears in his eyes..
Looked into her eyes and said…
Please don’t eat my head….
Already I’m doing my
“CA”…
8:
Newtons 7th Law:-
Every book continues to be in a state of rest or covered with dust, until & unless PCC/IPCC/FINAL exams appear and the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the syllabus to be covered and tension in the minds remains constant…
9:
A sad love story of a engineering student.
A guy proposed his classmate.
She Refused
1 day she changed her mind and borrowed a book from him and wrote:
“I LOVE YOU”
But the guy never talked to her.
3 years passed nothing happened……
Moral of the story is
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“ENGINEERING STUDENTS NEVER OPEN THEIR BOOKS”
10:
80 GB Syllabus
80 MB we study
80 KB we remember
80 bytes we answers
BINARY Marks we get
this is know as CA (COME AGAIN)
What an idea sirji... reduce the tenseion and Relax... happy exam writing
11:
A chartered accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit…
Every morning he used to open his drawer look at the paper and then lock the drawer again.
The trainees were very curious and thought that he hide the secret of his success in his drawer.
So, one day when the accountant was out. The trainees decided to break the lock and took out the paper. It was written on the paper…
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“ Left is debit and Right is Credit”
12:
Q: How Many Balls are there in an over ?
ANS: Six (6)
If this were a CA question the answer would be wrong, and the examiner’s comment insuggested Answers would be “Most of the students answered this question. However, students have not understood the question correctly. Answer points to a lack of in-depth understanding and conceptual clarity on the subject.
The correct answer is one (1) ball which is delivered six (6) times, if the umpire did not declare any no ball or wide ball in those deliveries.
In case the umpire declares a No Ball as defined in the bye Laws section 2 Rule 3 of the Indian Cricket Control Board, then there will be an additional ball delivered for every No Ball declared by the Umpire. Note: that such additional balls will not be counted towards the number of balls
13:
One Night , while a sleep rajinikant was mumbling some random numbers…
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That’s how the log table was invented…
One More Please:
Once rajinikant decided to stare at the sun, the sun got scared and hide behind the moon… this situation Is more commonly known as Solar Eclipse…!
Ek Aur, Ek Aur:
Rajini once wrote his autobiography…
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Today that book is known as Guiness book of World Records…
Please lasr one:
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from rajinikanth and refused to pay him back..
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That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
Ye Pakka Last, hope this will end the legacy of Rajini:
Once Rajinikanth appeared to give CA exams…
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Fir kya…
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Wo bhi fail ho gaya….
YENNA RASKALA MIND IT…
| Originally posted by : CA.ViVeK M ACA | ||
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What an idea sirji... reduce the tenseion and Relax... happy exam writing |
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ha ha ha..very nice especially tha cricket one...
thanks for sharing
ONE FROM MY SIDE....
Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is
better...lol
SIR....full fresh...
will surely bookmark it...!!!
| Originally posted by : nihar | ||
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ONE FROM MY SIDE.... Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children, Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better...lol |
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Good One Lol.....
| Originally posted by : nihar | ||
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SIR....full fresh... will surely bookmark it...!!! |
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really relaxing sir ........mindblowing .maja aa gya ........ :)
good going guys... 
| Originally posted by : vinnzz | ||
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good going guys... |
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this is just lyk a stress buster....
thank u so much. we badly needed it now
LOL....GREAT..........ENJOYED A LOT...THANX FOR SHARING
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