Humour Box...
OFFICE ARITHMETIC:
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH:
*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:
*A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
*A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
*A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
*A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS:
*To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
*To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.
*Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY:
*Any married man should
forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't...
*A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does....
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
*A woman has the last word in any argument...
*Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM
BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
*Old aunts used to come up to us at weddings, poking us in the ribs and cackling, telling us, "You're next"...
*Sure They'll stopped after U start doing the same thing to them
at funerals....
RMHO... ROFLOL...
CAclubindia
