One laugh per day is better than eating one apple a day....
There are three kinds of men in this world.Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened! . . . . . . . . . . .
When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied:"Because women don't have wives!" . . . . . . . . . . .
Husband to his wife: "Honey... I've invited a friend home for supper." Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"Husband: "I know all that." Wife: "Then why did you invite a friend home for supper?" Husband: "Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!" . . . . . . . . . . .
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