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One laugh per day is better than eating one apple a day....

 
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. He got mineral water and Mother Teresa. . . . . . . . . . . .

There are three kinds of men in this world.Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened! . . . . . . . . . . .

When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied:"Because women don't have wives!" . . . . . . . . . . .

Husband to his wife: "Honey... I've invited a friend home for supper." Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"Husband: "I know all that." Wife: "Then why did you invite a friend home for supper?" Husband: "Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!" . . . . . . . . . . .

 

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On 16 February 2013 at 17:23 Report
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Last 1 is really good............wink

 

cheeky

 

 

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On 16 February 2013 at 17:36
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hahahahahaha...............
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On 16 February 2013 at 19:00
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CA
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Hahahahahahahlaugh

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On 16 February 2013 at 19:31
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Find Yourself Believe Yourself & Be You
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Originally posted by : Anamikaa Shuklaa

Last 1 is really good............

 

VERY TRUE

 

 

 

 

 

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On 16 February 2013 at 19:53
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Management Accountant
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There are three kinds of men in this world.Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened! . . . . . . . . . . .

 

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On 16 February 2013 at 22:29
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DGM (F & A)
14068 Points Joined July 2007

HAHAHAHAHA

laugh

Waiting for next series

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On 17 February 2013 at 21:03
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Works in CA firm
165 Points Joined February 2011

good one lols>>>>.............................

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On 17 February 2013 at 21:07
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ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT
28544 Points Joined November 2008

Good post........... Funny

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On 18 February 2013 at 10:47


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