How to identify different cities of india??

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA :

Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.

scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB.

Scenario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI.

Scenario 4:
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.
"Welcome to Nagpur" =)) :D