How much is driving salary?????????

GAUTAM DEY (Be Patient, Live Life) (17309 Points)

05 November 2011  

 

 

Boss: I am giving u a job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs2000/= is it o.klaugh
Driver: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k …..but ? ?frown
How much is driving salary????devil


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Idiot’s theory:  Moon is more imp than Sun because it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun give light during the day when lights not needed !!!!!!…blush

 

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2 Idiots looking at Egyptian mummy.
Idiot 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Idiot 2: Ahoi, lorry number is also written …BC 1760!!!!!..devil


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Interviewer: what is your qualification?
Idiot: Sir I am PH.d.sad
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d.?
Idiot: (smiling ) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL WITH DIFFICULTY.devil