on.......marriage.....
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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