Every Man Should Marry.
After All, Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life.
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Doctor: Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace. Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.
Wife: When Must I Give Them To Him?
Doctor: They Are For You 
Q: What Is The Most Effective Way To Remember Your Wife's Birthday?
A: Just Forget It Once And You Will Never Forget It Again 
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If Your Father Is A Poor Man,
It Is Your Fate But,
If Your Father-In-Law Is A Poor Man,
It's Your Stupidity.
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Practice Makes Perfect.....
But Nobody's Perfect......
So Why Practice?
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If It's True That We Are Here To Help Others,
Then What Exactly Are The Others Here For?
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How Come "Abbreviated" Is Such A Long Word?
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Money Is Not Everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman
And Behind Every Unsuccessful Man, There Are Two.
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Success Is A Relative Term.
It Brings So Many Relatives. 
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