1. Girl: What can u do for me?

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Boy: Everything...
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Girl: Can u leave your parents forme?
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Boy: Sorry dear, I can't leave myold GOD for a new Temple!

2. CAT: How old r u?

ELEPHANT: 5 year.

CAT: But u look big.

ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hon. Behterin nashonuma ki 10 nishaniya. And how old r u?

CAT: I am 30 years.

ELEPHANT: But u look so small.

CAT: Ponds lagati hon. Barhti umar jayse tham c gayi hai. ;) :D

3. Height of over confidence B-)

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A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his orders as
before..!!!:P

4. Who is a Psychiatrist?

A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

5. What is the difference between

A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?

The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!

6. Jane Anjane Mein

Agar is pure saal me
Apko Dukh Diya Ho
Pareshan Kiya Ho
Taklif Di Ho

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Aadat daal lo
Hum naye saal me bhi nahi sudhrenge