Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
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KHUSH RAHO
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-
"Meri Le Ja...!",
''Meri Le Ja...!''
A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an
accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married
man.