For those of you who want to know what corporations really mean as they try to lure you into their culture, below are translations of corporate phrases you might see and/or hear:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
Must be deadline oriented : Some Overtime Required : Duties Will Vary : Must Have An Eye For Detail : Career Minded : Apply in Person : No Phone Calls Please : Seeking Candidates with a wide variety of experience : Problem-solving skills is a must : Requires Team Leadership Skills : Good Communication Skills : I'm Extremely Adept at all manner of office organization : I'm Honest, Hard-working and dependable : I Take Pride in my work : I'm Personable : I'm Extremely Professional : I'm Adaptable : I'm On The Go : I'm Highly Motivated to Succeed :
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