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SHASHIDHAR (DATA ANALYST/ STUDENT)     31 July 2011

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A commerce student was keeping a daily record of his day to day life transactions..
one day he was in love..He proposed the girl but the girl denied n slapped him...Then he passes the journal entry:

THAPPAD A/C Dr.
TO IZZAT A/C
(Being slapped by the girl i loved)...

 

Boy was in a bus, suddenly driver applied break.
He fell on a girl & kissed her.
Girl: Hey!! what are you doing??? 
Boy: CA & you??
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She smiled.
Moral:
Ca walo ki Shaan alag hai
After all CA hai, Koi mazaak nai..!!

 

 

Uncle: Beta aur aajkal kya kar rahe ho?
Student: C.A kar rha hu....
Uncle: Beta Konse Collg se Kar rahe ho???
Student: ICAI
Uncle: Ye Kahan pe located hai?
Student: Jahannum mein...
Uncle: CA basically kaam kya karta hai?
Student:Black Money ko White Money mein convert karta hai.... :p :p

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY VARIOUS FB COMMUNITIES..

JUST TO RELAX I POSTED HERE ( NOTHING TO TAKE SERIOUS ) 

 

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CA Vasiullah (Vasi) (Audit Executive)     31 July 2011

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quite funny.................. keep sharing.....

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GAUTAM DEY (Be Patient, Live Life)     31 July 2011

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VERRY FUNNY..................KEEP SHARING................

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ROHIT (abc)     31 July 2011

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Uncle: CA basically kaam kya karta hai?
Student:Black Money ko White Money mein convert karta hai.... :p :p

 

Dat's True !! Nw d the govt has approchd ICAI to come up with some suggestions how to bring the black money back...!!

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varsha nayyar (CA FINAL)     31 July 2011

varsha nayyar
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NCE ONE

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Devadas K S (One life one Dream)     31 July 2011

Devadas K S
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Originally posted by : Varsha Nayyar

NCE ONE

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CA Manish Jain (taxation)     31 July 2011

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good one.......keep it up

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Krish (CA Final )     01 August 2011

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Very nice.................
 
I have also some funny jokes...........
 
 
"ek baar ea C.A. student ke saamne JINI aata hai hai

aur as usual bolta hai "HUKUM MERE AAKA"

main aapki koi bhi teen wishes puri karunga..
...
C.A. STUDENT: kya baat kar rahe ho! sach main?

JINJI : han mere aaka...aap bas hukum karo....

C.A. STUDENT : toh meri 1st wish "MERI JAGAH C.A. TUM KAR LO"

JINI : mere aaka maine kaha hukum karo "MAJAK NAHI"
 
 
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difference betn b.com n ca:-
b.com ques:- What is ur name??? (10 marks)
ca ques:- what is ur name? does it suits ur personality?? Analyse critically. (2 marks)
 
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CA SHAYRI-

I like 2 drink tea standing in the gallry.
Wahwah
I like 2 drink tea standng in the gallry.
Wahwah
Anything recieved frm emolyer is taxable under the head salary
 
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Chinese man files for divorce

Judge(an ex-CA) :Whats d reason?

Chinese: Me no come,she no come,baby come,how come?

Judge:May be "income from other sources":D
 
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BEST CAPTION FOR THE CLOCK IN ICAI
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"TIME WILL PASS, WILL U??"
 
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Teacher:- Osama have 5 wives &20 children,
Laloo have 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
CA student:- Osama's NPV is good but Laloo's IRR is better.

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CA :1 din aisa ayega jab prithvi par pani nahi rahega,jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,
Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi



Article : Sir kya hume us din chutti milegi
 
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CA and doc goes to hell

yamraj-u have commited sins so now u will get punished

doc and CA-ok

yam-doc u will get 5 yrs and CA u wil get 1.5 yrs in hell

doc complains

doc-why me 5 yrs and him 1.5 yrs ?

yam-he already has spent 3.0 yrs in articleship :)
 
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HAMARA EK DOST 7 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JAB
PASS NAHI HUA TO USNE
BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI

Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
Is yug mein antaryaami ho,
Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.
 
 

PRABHU BOLE
Yah aasur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naamhai,
Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.
 

DOST BOLA
Kosata hoon usko jisne bazar banaya,
Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
Sahukaar jise munshi kehkar rakha karte hai,
Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.
1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya, par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
1949 mein jab C.A. Regulation Act aaya.

Bas tabhi se shuru hui yeh kahani hai,
Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
Intelligence & patience iske upchar hai,
Kya aapka yeh pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.
 
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CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
Bewkufo fir OFFICE me kaun hai.
:)
 
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kya aap ek honhaar student hai????
kya aap bhaut jyada marks la la kar pareshan ho gaye hain????
to aapko bilkul bhi ghabrane jarurat nahi hai.....



just join our C.A. course !!!!!
ham apko vishwas dilate hain aapko acche marks se chutkara jarur milega
"MARKS SE NO MARKS" ab sach main possible!!!!
:)
 
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mOST hurting words said to a true lover
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."clear ur C.A. exams before talking to me"
 
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ladkion se unki age matpoochna
ladkon se unki salary mat poochana
bachon se unki %age mt poochna
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M.B.A se uski placement ke baare mein mat poochna
or
aaj kl
c.a student se uske attempts ke baare mein mat poochna
it hurts :(

 
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Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!
 
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Namita Gupta (job)     01 August 2011

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nice one

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SHASHIDHAR (DATA ANALYST/ STUDENT)     01 August 2011

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@ KRISH.... THEY ARE GOOD.. BUT THEY ARE ALMOST POSTED IN MY PREVIOUS FORUM.. RATHER THAN THREE TOPICS


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