BOSS----

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 Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete

 

Employee:Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?

Boss:kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.



 

There vl be Another Chapter

 

Sir:Tom,Wht wud happen if there is a 3rd World War?



Tom:Tht wud be Terrible!



Sir:Y?



Tom:There vl be Another Chapter in our History



 
 

Pappu -"Boss isne kuch nhi kiya fir B apne ise saza kyu di"?

Boss-"smart boy,Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai,Pehle saza bhugto fir galti karo."



Define a boss?

 

Question: Define a boss?



Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .

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BOSS IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!SHAILESH BOSS!!!!!!!

YEA........... SURE

 But after all Boss is Always right

and you have to say YES SIR 

 The boss was interviewing an applicant for a senior post in the accounts department. 'Have you any experience of double-entry book-keeping?' he asked. 'Oh yes, sir,' said the applicant. 'As a matter of fact, at mylast place, I had to do triple-entry.' 'Triple-entry?' said the boss. 'What on earth is that?' 'Well, sir, we kept three sets of accounts — one for the active partner, showing actual profits, one for the sleeping partner, showing small profits, and one for the Inland Revenue,showing a loss!'

 very good comments ---keep it up

very good.....Specially Triple Accounting...

 oh ya triple accounting a new word in accounting but see how true


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