Bachaa Party ROCKS

Children Are Quick

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 TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North  America .



 MARIA:         Here it  is.



 TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America ?



 CLASS:         Maria.

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 TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?



 JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

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 TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



 GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



 TEACHER:  No, that's wrong



 GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me  how I spell it.



 (I  Love this child)

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 TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?



 DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.



 TEACHER:   What are you talking about?



 DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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 TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

 didn't have ten years ago.



 WINNIE:       Me!

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 TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?



 GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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 TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with  '  I.  '



 MILLIE:         I  is..



 TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'



 MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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 TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's

 cherry tree, but also admitted it.



 Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?



 LOUIS:  Because George still had  the axe in his hand....

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 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers

 before eating?



 SIMON:  No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good cook.

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 TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on

 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..Did you copy  his?



 CLYDE  :     No, sir. It's the  same dog.



 (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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 TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

 talking when people are no longer  interested?



 HAROLD:     A teacher

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