auditor-joke

An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.

They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith.  How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?"

The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two."

The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right", he says. "How did you work that out so fast?"

"Easy," says the accountant "I counted the number of feet and divided by 4." ;)

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 panchat

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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.


The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and
asks the shepherd,

'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'


The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of
grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop
to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS,


opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.
He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,

'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'


The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'

The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in
the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'


The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'

'How did you know?' asks
the young man.

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. '


Firstly, you came here without being wanted.

Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business....'

'.....Now can I have my sheep back?'


 
 

 very good dear silky jain--i enjoyed it