AUDIT REPORT ( THE HUMOUR SIDE )

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?

AUDITOR : " ACCORDING TO THE BOOKS AND AND EVIDENCE MADE AVAILABLE TO US AND EXPLANATION PROVIDED BY THE CHICKEN WE OPINE THAT CHICKEN POSSESSES A PAIR OF LEGS WHICH ARE SEEMINGLY EXISTANT.HOWEVER THE DECISION TO CROSS THE ROAD IS SOLELY THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE CHICKEN AND OUR RESPONSIBILITY IS TO EXPRESS AN OPINION

IN CHICKEN v/s CIT ITR 152 ITO (SC) IT WAS HELD THAT AS CHICKEN HAS NOT PAID THE LOCAL ROAD TAX THE ACTION OF CHICKEN IS PUNISHABLE UNDER THE INCOME TAX ACT.

( DEAR FRIENDS , THIS IS NOT POSTED TO INSULT CA PROFESSION AS AM ALSO A PART OF IT, PLZ REPLY TO THIS IF U LIKED IT OR NOT AND THE REASON )

WITH LOVE

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THANK YOU FRIEND, I THOUGHT MANY OF U WILL NOT TAKE THIS VERY LIGHTLTY,

Good one Yaar

Very  interesting ..............

Is  it  ur  own  creation ?

Anyway, Nice imagination  &  application of knowlwdge.

 

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good dude!

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GOOD ONE!

very funny...

FUNNY

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