April fool Rumours and joke

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Dear friends,

 

Now the time for enjoying and blasting...we can make some funs and jokes in this forum, espcially for tommorow days...If you have any jokes  about april fool or rumours  you can share here....

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The ICAI will be relaxing the rule for articleship transfer...

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stipends increased to whooping 15K per month.............

LOL :)

Duration of articleship decreased to 3yrs.

PASS PERCENTAGE FOR CA EXAMS IS AGGREGATE 30% IN A GROUP FROM MAY 2011

 

EXEMPTION WILL BE  OF 40 MARKS....

                  

                                                                                                             -- INTERNAL SOURCES

CA ARE BIGGEST FOOL WHEN REST OF THE WORLD IS CELEBRATING APRIL FOOL, CA'S CELEBRATING HAPPY NEW YEAR. WELCOME TO NEW FINANCIAL YEAR 2010-11.

ICAI ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

"Considering the students difficulty and time, it is hereby decided and declared that  if a  student gets  40 in each subject he is declared as pass!! :) retospective effect from nov 09":P "the concept of aggregate has been withdrawn!!!

ICAI HAS BECOME STUDENT FRIENDLY!!!!! HURRAY!!;)

The Institute has decided to Introduce the ATKT system...

New TV Serial to be soon launched on Gyan Darshan - "Kyonki...Auditor Bhi Kabhi Article Tha". Dont Miss it....

Originally posted by : ganesh bhandari

The Institute has decided to Introduce the ATKT system...

Hey, From Where You are........

You Know Full Form of ATKT......(Aata Tar Kadun Tak )

Originally posted by : CA. Pradeep Nayak
New TV Serial to be soon launched on Gyan Darshan - "Kyonki...Auditor Bhi Kabhi Article Tha". Dont Miss it....

haha nice onne.... :P

articleship period reduced to 1 year and that too if student wants to do (no compulsion) with stipend for :

1st month = 7500 (KSP's fees)

2nd month = 10000 (MK Gupta's fees)

3rd month  = 14300 (ajay Jain's fees)

4th month = 12500 (Ashish Kalra's fees)

5th month  = 7500 (Munish Bhandari's fees)

6th month = 6500 (Surbhi Bansal's fees)

7th month = ~5000 (Veekaas Kapoor's fees)

8th month = 15000 (VG's fees)

9th month = 18000 (DG's fees)

10th month = 15000 (Sanjay Aggarwal's fees) + 20000 (Diwali Bonus)

11th month = 10000-15000 (working bonus)

12th month = 50000 (X-mas+New Year Bonus)

 

If a student wants to do articleship than minimum working hours per week is 0 & maximum is 2 hours .... and his/her articleship timing should be b/w 11:30 AM - 01:30 PM and if a student works beyond the maximum limit as prescribed above than his Principal (CA) will be suspended on account of professional misconduct ....

 

 

 

ENJOY!

When we feels that we are really  fools?
 

" When Audit of  vouchers -  sign of accountant, sign of authority, sign of receiver, supporting document bill, compliance of law and Act in all aspects - Then We tick with green ink" - Then the office boy said, sir it is a false voucher sir, thank you very much sir. :P:) 

tatkal ca

those registered students on or before 1/04/2007 are deemed to be qualifed ca and they are therefore requested to come soon at the head office and collect their degrees.

 

for any help

contact  the office


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