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April fool Rumours and joke

CA.ViVeK M ACA (ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT) (28544 Points)

31 March 2010

Dear friends,

Now the time for enjoying and blasting...we can make some funs and jokes in this forum, espcially for tommorow days...If you have any jokes about april fool or rumours you can share here....

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CA.ViVeK M ACA (ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT) (28544 Points)
Replied 31 March 2010

The ICAI will be relaxing the rule for articleship transfer...

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praveen (Chartered Accountant) (6971 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

stipends increased to whooping 15K per month.............

LOL :)

Raj Saxena (1412th Tiger) (Struggling Student) (272 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

Duration of articleship decreased to 3yrs.

CA HARPREET SINGH (Job) (317 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

PASS PERCENTAGE FOR CA EXAMS IS AGGREGATE 30% IN A GROUP FROM MAY 2011

EXEMPTION WILL BE OF 40 MARKS....

-- INTERNAL SOURCES

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Nikky (article ) (60 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

CA ARE BIGGEST FOOL WHEN REST OF THE WORLD IS CELEBRATING APRIL FOOL, CA'S CELEBRATING HAPPY NEW YEAR. WELCOME TO NEW FINANCIAL YEAR 2010-11.

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Rekha (MANAGER - FINANCE & ACCOUNTS) (1445 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

ICAI ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

"Considering the students difficulty and time, it is hereby decided and declared that if a student gets 40 in each subject he is declared as pass!! :) retospective effect from nov 09" "the concept of aggregate has been withdrawn!!!

ICAI HAS BECOME STUDENT FRIENDLY!!!!! HURRAY!!

ganesh bhandari (B.Com Final C.A. Final CS Article Clerk ) (239 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

The Institute has decided to Introduce the ATKT system...

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CA. Pradeep Nayak (Not In Practice) (1408 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

New TV Serial to be soon launched on Gyan Darshan - "Kyonki...Auditor Bhi Kabhi Article Tha". Dont Miss it....

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CA Ayush Agarwal (Kolkata-Pune-Mumbai) (27199 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

Originally posted by : ganesh bhandari
	The Institute has decided to Introduce the ATKT system...

Hey, From Where You are........

You Know Full Form of ATKT......(Aata Tar Kadun Tak )

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Lone warrior..!! (Article Assistant) (623 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

Originally posted by : CA. Pradeep Nayak
	New TV Serial to be soon launched on Gyan Darshan - "Kyonki...Auditor Bhi Kabhi Article Tha". Dont Miss it....

haha nice onne....

CA Ruben Balooni (Professionalism ™) (1324 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

articleship period reduced to 1 year and that too if student wants to do (no compulsion) with stipend for :

1st month = 7500 (KSP's fees)

2nd month = 10000 (MK Gupta's fees)

3rd month = 14300 (ajay Jain's fees)

4th month = 12500 (Ashish Kalra's fees)

5th month = 7500 (Munish Bhandari's fees)

6th month = 6500 (Surbhi Bansal's fees)

7th month = ~5000 (Veekaas Kapoor's fees)

8th month = 15000 (VG's fees)

9th month = 18000 (DG's fees)

10th month = 15000 (Sanjay Aggarwal's fees) + 20000 (Diwali Bonus)

11th month = 10000-15000 (working bonus)

12th month = 50000 (X-mas+New Year Bonus)

If a student wants to do articleship than minimum working hours per week is 0 & maximum is 2 hours .... and his/her articleship timing should be b/w 11:30 AM - 01:30 PM and if a student works beyond the maximum limit as prescribed above than his Principal (CA) will be suspended on account of professional misconduct ....

ENJOY!

Mohan (Accounts Mgr) (209 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

When we feels that we are really fools?

" When Audit of vouchers - sign of accountant, sign of authority, sign of receiver, supporting document bill, compliance of law and Act in all aspects - Then We tick with green ink" - Then the office boy said, sir it is a false voucher sir, thank you very much sir.

CA PRAVEEN KESHAV (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (331 Points)
Replied 01 April 2010

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