A good joke - Relax

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
>Spielberg.
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>As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
>his autograph.
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>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed
>our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
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>The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
>your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
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>"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
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>In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
>Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
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>Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
>me."
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>The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
>same."
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>( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a  competition
>organized in Britain )