EIGHT REAL FACTS OF
THE GIRL FRIEND
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How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na! |
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love. |
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. |
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The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl’s Smile & 2. A Girl’s Tears. |
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A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,......... But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes. |
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“We Are Just Friends” Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation. Boys use It when they want to end the relation. |
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Girl:Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. Boy:Touch your Head,You will feel the rhythm of empty pot.Tin..Tin. |
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Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill. Need more? U r beautiful. |
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