Wonderful definitions

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.