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BROJORAJ PANIGRAHY (ARTICLES)     03 June 2009

Why student fails in exams...? answer is it correct .....

Me!

"someone feels they had never made a mistake in thier life ,then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life ''

 Why student fails in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days. Boring Lecture
Typical academic year for a student


1
. TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Melting Summer holidays -50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study. Days left 263 .
3. Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. Swinging 2 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15
days. Days left 126.
5. Munchy 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96
.
6. Gossip 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days . Days left 81 .
7. Cheater Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8
.Presents Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40
days. Balance 6 days.

9. Sneezy For sickness- at least 3 days
Remaining days= 3.

10.Movie Theater Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

 



 14 Replies

Mohan Verma

Mohan Verma (CA,M.COM.)     03 June 2009

nice theory

Karthik

Karthik (C A Student)     03 June 2009

Yes....nice !!

 

Aashish Dinanath Tripathi

Aashish Dinanath Tripathi (Articled Assistant and NCFM(CMDM))     04 June 2009

Dude u have lost it, well this might be applicable to u but not to majority.

Go get some medicine.

CA Raunak Maheshwari

CA Raunak Maheshwari (in journey called LIFE)     04 June 2009

are bhai ashish  ,,,

thoda sense of humour devlop karo...

itna dil pe mat lo yaar....

Aashish Dinanath Tripathi

Aashish Dinanath Tripathi (Articled Assistant and NCFM(CMDM))     04 June 2009

 Ok Raunak develop karta hoon.

CA. Dashrath Maheshwari

CA. Dashrath Maheshwari (TaXpert)     04 June 2009

One day left ::: :) and that day is your birthday dear, so no study !!!

RAMANJU

RAMANJU (here to updating the knowledge)     04 June 2009

Full joshhhh on this theory, I think one day you have to forget.
hitesh

hitesh (article trainee)     04 June 2009

BUDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY........

VERY NICEEEEEEEEE.

PUT LIKE THIS IF U HAVE MORE??????????????????????????

 

CA. Amit Daga

CA. Amit Daga (Finance Controller CA. CS. CFA. CIFRS. M.COM. )     04 June 2009

Dear Its depend on the person to person how they are allocating there time
CA Raunak Maheshwari

CA Raunak Maheshwari (in journey called LIFE)     05 June 2009

dear ashish bura mat manna....

i was just kiddin...

but truely, its only n only upon us to provide urself to studies with fullest of concentration...

Santhosh Poojary

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)     07 June 2009

NICE......

vishal ankit

vishal ankit (IPCC ,student)     04 September 2009

nice calculation man

Ronak Dagliya

Ronak Dagliya (CA)     04 September 2009

Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!11

jose.p

jose.p (CA in service)     04 September 2009

many reasons:

one. he doesn stud

two; he wants to study but just can't concentrate

three: he wants to study; he has the concentration power; but his CA harasses him; overtime work; miss lectures and last less chhuttiu


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