1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans: Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans: Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you
saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans: A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans: A cow giving milk powder.
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans: Banta's house has caught fire and he is giving miss
calls to the Fire brigade
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