Precaution: DO take this mail seriously. By doing this, you can
impact your job. :)
> If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
> 1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
>
> 2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
>
> 3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail
> (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first,
> you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time
> they take to reach
> there. Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
>
> 4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just
> to irritate him/her.
>
> 5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
>
> 6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while
> working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
>
> 7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by
> asking silly doubts.
>
> 8. Make faces at strangers in office.
>
> 9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
>
> 10. Learn to whistle.
>
> 11. Revise last week's newspaper.
>
> 12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
>
> 13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
>
> 14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001
> innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
>
> 15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
>
> 16. Have work breaks in between tea.
>
> 17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at
time.
>
> 18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and
> restore them..Then repeat this process.
>
> 19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked
> when (s)he was 5 years old.
>
> 20. Read jokes and send jokes.
>
> 21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided
and
take a nap.
>
> 22. Send this mail to only one at a time to every one in your
> contact list
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