While still on books, I thought these witty turn of proverbs regarding it (books) were amusing:
The Turnings of a Bookworm
Love levels all plots.
 Dead men sell no tales.
 A new boom sweeps clean.
 Circumstances alter bookcases.
 The more haste the less read.
 Too many books spoil the trade.
 Many hands make light literature.
 Epigrams cover a multitude of sins.
 Ye can not serve Art and Mammon.
 A little sequel is a dangerous thing.
 It’s a long page that has no turning.
 Don’t look a gift-book in the binding.
 A gilt-edged volume needs no accuser.
 In a multitude of characters there is safety.
 Incidents will happen even in the best regulated novels.
 One touch of Nature makes the whole book sell.
 Where there’s a will there’s a detective story.
 A book in the hand is worth two in the library.
 An ounce of invention is worth a pound of style.
 A good name is rather to be chosen than great characters.
 Where there’s so much puff, there must be some buyer.
 -Carolyn Wells