The BALANCE SHEET

Humour 1994 views 13 replies

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

  For the period ending at the time of death

Our Birth is our Opening Balance !

Our Death is our Closing Balance !

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

L ove is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately .

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

 **DM

Replies (13)

truly amazing b/s i have ever seen.

very nice B/S

Too Good

VERY NICE

Really superb

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very nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a real Chartered Accountant.

Gr8...... Hope this BS tallies for every one

realy good

a creative  comparision

 

a supperb piece of accounts

A good Balance Sheet to read & audit & I truly agree with CA Annie ma'am.

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