Tax Structure in India.... Funny But True...
Question 1.. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax
: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 :
What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax
: PAY SALES TAX!!
Question 3 :
From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax
: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax
: PAY INCOME TAX!
Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax
: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory...
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Question 10 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.. : Hotel
Tax
: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Question 11 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY SERVICE TAX!
Question 12.:
Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY WEALTH TAX!
Question 13: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax
: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Question 14 :
Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
Question 15 : How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax
: PAY SURCHARGE!
Question 16.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON
ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
Question 17: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax
: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
18)
INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans
:: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!
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