Students' Journal:Old wine in new bottle:funny articles

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Nervous Uttam Aggarwal in his perhaps second last speech in his private album like Students magazine has said,”

1.Although you might have found difference in the question papers in the November,2009 exams;you must have also realized that nothing has been done detrimental to your interest.This would have lso allayed the fears in the minds of some of the students who were unnecessarily worrying about the pattern and nature of question paper.On account of professional nature of CA course;we are required to evolve better ways of testing your knowledge.

There are certain misnomers in the minds of the students of CA. Some of you feel that ICAI moderates the results. I wish to reaffirm that we do not undertake any moderation that is directed towards reducing  the results. The interest of the students are utmost in our minds. The results truly reflect ur performance in the exams.

                      My reaction to this is that sir, u may rant this over and over again; but that doesn’t change the truth.Changing question pattern is very much welcome; but recent events like delay in results in case of June 2009 PCC deepens our doubts. How can a pass percentage of a major center like Ahmedabad become half in Six month?25 pc to 12pc!

2.He is giving us how CA Shiksha website has helped students and that has 10lac hits. The fact that this has proved nearly a disaster and a failure so far; ICAI has blamed it to “extraneous factors”?”It was a learning experience for us”,ICAI says. What about the money spent on all these.

May be the extraneous factors are “dummy articles” who sit in cyber café all day and plot against icai and plant viruses in the CA shiksha website.

3.And do read the story by Sonia Suneja at the end of the magazine.Jabarjasti Sonia ne “articleship” and “Ca final exams”  ko story mein ghusadiya hain.Read it your self especially second para in page 45;in which mom asks Sneha about taxation problems. Mind you, mom is in her office.and Sneha replies,”Board of studies have given me so good answers to my questions that I emailed them.”

Sneha is having fever of just 99Degrees(well we are forced to go office even if we have 101 degree or diarrhea and the office does not have regular supply of water); and her CA is her family friend and her mom phones him and she gets chhutti.And then she doesn’t take rest and she studies.

Is neha a semi-dummy?hahahah

 

 

 

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gud one !!!!!!!! I totally agree....................sometimes i feel that upa gets trapped in his own words........................

Dear Friend

I think you will became a good analyst in future.

Good work and analysis. Carry on...

totally agree with u jose

even i was frustrated when i read the whole story of sneha....

the writer was creating worthless fantacy in a simple story

 

and ya ca shiksha was  a failed attempt by icai....

 

i feel that the journals has become the showcase of UPA....

he is a photo-maniak.....

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............................

 i think CAshiksha was created after seeing the growing popularity of CAClubindia

Originally posted by : ANIL KUMAR
Dear Friend
I think you will became a good analyst in future.
Good work and analysis. Carry on...


 

Bro, do you mean that to me?Thanxx..................I intend to do MBA n future as i don't want to depend on this CA degree alone coz i don't wanna depend on atrotcious training methods by icai. Bolne ki liye, a student gets all sorts of experience that one needs to counter problems in corporate world. Barring 2 of my friends; most of my friends and me have been stuck in worthless articleship.Even then, i don't want to practise.

So making returns and haggling with AO to fix undertable settlement of a salaried client of Rs 5000 is really frustating and makes me go mad.

But i do admit i am a good blogger and my friends do joke that i should join politics as Leader of Opposition.

@ punit

absolutely agreed...

it was inspired heavily.....

@ all

Guyz do you think icai officials surf on caclub with fake id's

yes. dont be panic they are here..................

Originally posted by : dípểکh ███♪███♪███
yes. dont be panic they are here..................

 

i think it's there time to panic...when members like us are here

Don't worry; woh apna kuch nahi bigaad saktey.use pseudonames like me.

uttam agarwal sucks  and sucks big time.

 

after destroying lives of students; uttam wanna join politics and wreck havoc in lives of aam junta.

and what about CCM in delhi branch being embroiled in brawl with a icai staff; police whisking three of them to thaana and uttam using his power to blackmail the beaten staff not to lodge FIR.

 

aandher nagari,chaupat raja

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