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SQL QUERY FUNNY

Humour & Banter 2089 views 10 replies

WeddingQuery. ....... ........ (SQL Style)    

HUSBANDS QUERY
 
CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN


SELECT

Bride FROM  india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'  

AND  Count(Car) > 20   AND  HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null  

AND Sisters =Null
 
 

SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce

FROM FatherInLaw    

UPDATE MyBankAccout

SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal


UPDATE

MyLocker

SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold


INSERT INTO

MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO  


Then the wife writes the below query:
 

DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

Replies (10)

funny one.

nice

 

very nice

 

smart

Very technically, cleverly funny.

Really it made me laugh.

Kudos!

Good one.

good

 

shikha r u not going to select ur match this way wid some changes (in field where ever required)?

gud one

good thought


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