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245 Points Joined February 2010

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRAT

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On 05 January 2012 at 22:55 Report
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Chartered Accountant
1503 Points Joined August 2008

Nice one.

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On 06 January 2012 at 00:23
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article assiatant
48 Points Joined November 2011

its goods but is it 100% correct.

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On 06 January 2012 at 11:30
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Article
27 Points Joined January 2012


Nice one.


simple but necesory

 

 

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On 06 January 2012 at 15:40
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Accountant
171 Points Joined June 2008

Dear Sir,

If we drawn Rs. 25,000/- at one transaction where we have to pay cash handling charges.

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On 06 January 2012 at 16:58
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CA CS MBA(Fin.) M.Com. L.L.B.
223 Points Joined May 2011

hahaha !!!

ku6 bhi karo,

pr tax bharo !!!

 

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On 06 January 2012 at 17:01
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CA Final Student - Nov 2011
55 Points Joined January 2012
gud one. & very true.
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On 06 January 2012 at 17:03
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ACCOUNTS OFFICER
33 Points Joined December 2011

Then join in Politics, you can avoid all these !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

One clarification, now no cash handling charges are applicable

 

regards

venugopal

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On 06 January 2012 at 20:35
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Nice..... smiley

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On 06 January 2012 at 23:41
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ARTICLES
21 Points Joined December 2011

VERY VERY NICE

THIS INFO. IS REQUIRED TO SHOW TO THE GOVT..

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On 09 January 2012 at 15:31


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