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Satyam ke sholey

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Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

 

Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koshish to chalu hai..miltehi bata denge

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..

 

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi...hike milte hi change kar lenge

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

 

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

 

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai na... Mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

 

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

 

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi

likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

 

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!!

 

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi

sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu

se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

 

Jay: thik hai muasiji…maire itna samjhane k baad bhi aap kuch nahi samajh rahi hai toh kya kare

Mausi: Ek baat kahu beta…tumhara dost bhalehi outdated technology pe satyam mein kaam karta hai

Lekin tum thakte nahi ho uski tarafdari karte karte…

 

Jay: kay karu Mausi mera dil hi aisa hai…Akhir mein bhi toh PwC mein kam karta hun

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hahaha

Sahi he bidu !!

Badiya Hai....


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