My plans always better than yours........

CA Pallav Singhania (IT System Auditor) (33257 Points)

15 April 2012  

 

Insaan: Bhagwan. Kya main aapse ek sawal karu??

 

God: Jaroor....!!

 

Insaan: Meri baatein sunn kar aap pagal toh nahi honge na??

 

God: I promise Bilbul nahi!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Insaan: Aap ne mujhe aaj din bhar itna kyu sataya, kyu mera sara din barwaad kar diya??

 

God: What do u mean?

 

Insaan: Pehle toh mein Subhe late utha!!!

 

God: Haan toh!!

 

Insaan: Car suru hone ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi.........

 

God: Okay!!

 

Insaan: Lunch bhi nahi kar paya, Canteen main khana khatam ho gaya.....

 

God: Huummm!!

 

Insaan: Jab ghar aa rah tha mera cell phone bhi kharab ho gaya...mujhe urgent call karna tha.....

 

God: All right!!!

 

Insaan: aur sabse badi baat jab ghar pahucha....mene socha thora Tv dekh lu magar wo bhi kharab tha...

 

Nothing went right today! Akkhir kyu kiya aisa!!!

 

God: Kal raat ko jo mene tumhare dekh-bhal ke liye farista veja tha wo mar gaya....subhe tumhare uthte hi mene doosre fariste ko veja....

 

Insaan: OH!!!!!!

 

GOD: Mene tumhari car iss liye suru nahi hone di,kyuki raste main ek Drunk driver tha uska accident tumhari car se ho jata aur tumpe blaim aa jata.

 

Insaan: (ashamed)

 

God: Aaj jisne canteen main khana banaya tha...wo aadmi bimar tha...toh canteen ka khana khane se tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati....main janta hoon aur tum apne job ko lmiss karna afford nahi kar sakte....

 

Insaan (embarrassed):Okay

 

God: Your phone went dead bcuz jo aadmi tumhe call kar raha tha wo tumse paise udhar lena chahta tha...or fir kabhi wapas nahi karta...iss liye maine tumhe usse baat nahi karne diya...

 

Insaan (softly): I see God

 

God: Oh!! Tv ka tar(cable) toot gaya tha....agar tum tv dekhte toh short-circuit ho jata.....aur main tumhe andhere main nahi rakhna chahta tha....

 

Insaan: I'm Sorry God

 

God: Don't be sorry, Bus mujhpe wiswas kiya karo...chahe situations kaisi bhi ho....acchi ya buri...

 

Insaan: I will trust You.

 

God: And never doubt about My plans, My plans for your day is Always Better than your plans.

 

Keep Smiling....

Regards,

Aryan Singhania