Munna Bhai is BACK ( Just 4 Fun)...

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Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

 

 

 

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

 

 

 

 

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

 

 

 

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On 26 November 2010 at 15:31 Report
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

 

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

 

 

 

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

 

 

 

 

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On 26 November 2010 at 15:34
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Wonderful San..........

ye meri taraf se........

i hope u like it

 

Sarkit : - Bhai ye "Autometically" kya hai?

Munna : - Tere ko kuch nahi maloom. Jab Ganji ladki auto main ja rahi ho toh use kahte hain        " Auto-Me-Takly "

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On 26 November 2010 at 15:45
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Sahi he Bhai lage raho.............

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On 26 November 2010 at 16:23
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

 

 

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

 

 

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On 26 November 2010 at 16:31


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