CA Student : Make road from India to USA.
God : It is very tough ask something else.
CA Student : Make me pass CA.
God : You want single road or double road to USA?
CAI ka sitam!!!
45 Saal ka banda
C.A Kar raha tha
ak din ghar walon k sath,
ladki dekhnay gya,
Ladki ki maa dekh kar behosh hogai,
Jab hosh aya to wajah puchi gai,
To boli k 22 saal pehlay yeh zaleel
mujhey bhi dekhnay aya tha,
us waqt bhi yeh CA kar raha tha
Kisi ne pucha "what is love?"
Hum thehre
CA k student.
Samjha diya.
. Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial & mental state with a emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership !!
An Article's facebook status : I'm online on facebookduring worrking hours.........................Comment from his Principal : take the File No.27 & Prerpare the reconciliation :p
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