Nice Jokes

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114768 Points)

27 May 2009  

 

NICE JOKES
 
 
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

 Qun...

Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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 Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

 Banta-Recording this babys voice.

 Santa-Why?

 Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

 

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 Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

 Husband: Why??

 Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book"How to

 Cook"!!

 

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 Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON"

 

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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

 They loved & got married.

 Moral: an !dea can change ur wife

 

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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

 Don't know??

 He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...

 

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  A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one

 year old"

 He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"

 

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke

hain.....answer bata ke jaa..

 

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone

without receiver

 

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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"

Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar

Aa Gaya."

 

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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5

children"

He answerd, "KILL ONE"

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card.."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...