maths

 If 1=5 then 5=?

 

 

If,

1=5

2=25

3=125

4=625

5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line…

1=5

 

 

Son asked to Dad: "Dad, how much is 5+5?"

Dad: "You dumb, You don't know this, go and get a calculator."

 

Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived

,Crores of formulas made,

But stil...X is unknown!!!



 

Wht is 143?

 

Wht is 143?



I lov you No



I hate U No



I miss U No



I wish U NO



143 means



ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE



Naam Duba diya school ka..?

What is the fullform of maths.

 

Teacher : What is the fullform of maths.



student : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

see how i proved 1=2

 

see how i proved 1=2

Let x=y.

= 2x-x=2y-y

= 2x-2y=x-y

= 2(x-y)=x-y

= 2=1

Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.

 

Maths teaches us wrong!

I Can prove,



For Example

Will Prove 1=2..

Soln:

Let x=y

Then v can write

2x-x=2y-y

=>2x-2y=x-y

=>2(x-y)=x-y

=>2(2-1)=2-1

=>2=1

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Dekha Maths ke Buniyaad Hiladi!!

Maths Teacher-If U Had

 

Maths Teacher-If U Had

1000Rs In One Pocket &

1000Rs In Other Pocket,

What Wud U Think?

Santa-I Think Aaj Galti Se Papa Ki Pant Pahenli



 
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