Management

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Bank lootne ke samay choro ki leader ne bank ke logo ko kaha: "Ye paisa desh ka hai and jaan aapki apni hai, so sb chup chap laet jao....tabhi sab log jameen par laet gaye" This is called "Mind Changing Concept". Ek chor ne apne leader ko kaha ki paise count karlo but leader ne jawab diya ghar jakar News me sun lenge" This is called "Experience" Lootere 20lakh lekar bhag gaye. Asst Manager ne kaha ki FIR kare. Manager ne kaha ki 10lakh aur nikaal lo aur jo 50lakh ka fraud kiya hai use bhi isme jod lo. This is called "Opportunity" Lootero ne TV me news suni ki bank me 80 lakh ki chori ho gayi. Unhone 10 baar count kiya but paise 20 lakh hi nikale. Lootero ko samajh aa gaya itne jokhim ke baad unhe 20lakh hi mile jabki manager ne 60lakh yu hi lapet liye. Ab ise kehte hai "Management".
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