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Principal: If a boy is found in girl's hostel, he will be fined $20 first time, $30 second time and $50 third time.

Munna Bhai: What will you charge for a  Monthly Pass, mamu?

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!