Killer pj part ii

Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat....

 

Wah........ Wah..........

 

Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat......

 

Aur wo.......

 

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Dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat !!!!!!!!!

 

 

Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...

 

wah wah..

 

Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...

 

wah wah..

 

Arre Yaar! Network me aa, teri awaaj nai aa rahi

 

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Two elephants are riding a seesaw and it breaks suddenly ...

 

Moral : Seesaw ho ya dil ho aakhir toot jata hai ....

 

Tomorrow's yesterday is today...

 

and Yesterday's tomorrow is also today...

 

but Today's yesterday was yesterday's today...

 

so Tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.

 

ENJOY a confusing PJ

 

Two elephants are riding a seesaw and it breaks suddenly ...

 

Moral : Seesaw ho ya dil ho aakhir toot jata hai ....

 

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Tune mera dil toda

aur kiya mera

apmaan....

 

Tune mera dil toda

aur kiya mera

apmaan....

 

 

 

 

Kya is bar duniya ko

bacha payega

Shaktiman....? 

 

 

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Wat is red and goes tring tring?

 

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TOMATO

the tring tring was to confuse you.

 

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again

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

 

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BLACK PHONE

the red was to confuse you...

 

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again

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

 

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CAKE

both red and tring tring was to confuse you

 

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again

Wat is red and goes tring tring?

 

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FIRE BRIGADE

and you thought I was confusing you...

 

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thats how examiners take viva in college...

 

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Buddhe k chehre par aaj bhi chamak hai...!!!

 

wah wah...

 

Buddhe k chehre par aaj bhi chamak hai...!!!

 

wah wah...

 

Kya aapke toothpaste mein NAMAK hai...??

 

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wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!

 

 

 

 

 

A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)

 

Replies (6)

LOLS..............................Mast hai...................... smileycheekydevil

Keep Sharing.................

Originally posted by : CA Manish Malu
 

wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!


A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)

 

cheeky

last wala sbse mst...........

First and last are really cool ....cheekylaugh

hehe very funny... i like first and last one the most....

bakwass haino

 

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