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Ankur ji tussi great ho...

maza aa gaya...

HAy Very Funny Thanks yar

Ghajni in 2015...a child opens his tiffin box in the middle of the road...why???

coz he wanted to know whether is going to school or coming back..!!

interviewer : what is your qualification??

santa : LLKMP

interviewer: which degree is that??heard it for the 1st time...

Santa : latak latak ke matric pass..

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Very Funny yar, still laughing ha ha ha ...

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Originally posted by : Ankur Garg
	PJ TIME   Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.   You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?                 Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette   another deadly answer. Scroll down a little   .... ..... .... .... ....     Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette   If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down. .... .... .... .... .... .... .... Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)   "TIP TIP barsa Pani.   Pani ne aag lagayee."   us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". .... .... .... .... .... ....   If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down                 Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

Terrific ,  Mindblowing   Owesome sir, at  last i have no words to comment

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Q: Difference between gud CA & great CA?

Ans: A good CA knows the IT Act but a great CA knows the Income Tax Officer....

Very funny.........

Thank you all for sharing.....