Its funny..

Boy : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!

Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Boy : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

Girl : Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?

Girl : No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?

Girl : I must've been given your share!!!

Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Girl : It's hot!!!

Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!

Girl : Okay,but would you stay there?

Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?

Girl : Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!

Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!

Girl : Okay,get out!!!

Boy : I think I could make you very happy

Girl : Why,are you leaving?

Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Boy : Can I have your name?

Girl : why,don't you already have one?

Boy : Shall we go and see a film?

Girl : I've already seen it!!!

Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.

Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..

Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.

Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?

Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??

Girl : Were you away??

Boy : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??

Girl : What time was it??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!

Girl : You love me...

Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??

Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so

overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..

PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

Girl : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

Girl : How soon??

Boy : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?

Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy : Is this seat empty?

Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl : It's in the phone book.

Boy : But I don't know your name.

Girl : That's in the phone book too.

Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Girl : Do not Enter

Boy : I know how to please a woman.

Girl : Then please leave me alone.

Boy : I want to give myself to you.

Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Boy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy

Girl : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Boy : Your body is like a temple

Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.

Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

Girl : You remind me of the sea.

Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

Girl : NO, because you make me sick.

Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?

Boy : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.