HI---Hii---- Ha .. Ha- Doctor Certified

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Doctor Certified

 
Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week.

Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as "Come over weekend..", "Let's work on holiday..", "Leave cannot be granted" etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic

 

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good but posted earlier

this has been posted already

ha..

i guess i have seen the same one yesterday too...

seems to be copied...

but outstanding one...

raju is right

It seems everyone is so vigilient in CAClubindia. very Good. Nice to see yur seriousness to make CAClubidnia more productive.

Keep it up.

nice..

its already ther man

gud one........me also need such a certificate for my staff........


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