Headlines -JOKES

 

   * India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident Literacy soars up to 86% in India.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Laloo to be made National Animal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of Independence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * No bombings in Kashmir today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   * Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.