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Teacher:"What is your name?".
 

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

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Chartered Accountant....
9787 Points Joined June 2010

Really Great Answers....................HAhaha....................Nice One........yes

 

Thanx For Sharing

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On 06 May 2013 at 16:28
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Thanks for sharing...........

But image not visible................. sad

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On 06 May 2013 at 16:37
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246 Points Joined December 2012
Originally posted by : Sapna Sharma

Thanks for sharing...........

But image not visible................. 

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On 06 May 2013 at 16:58
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Student CS
859 Points Joined November 2010

Hey thanks for liking :)

 

I dont know why it is not visible frown

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On 06 May 2013 at 17:43
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LOL...!!! Nice sharing

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On 06 May 2013 at 18:59
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824 Points Joined March 2013
Great Answers... Thanks..
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On 07 May 2013 at 10:20
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student
257 Points Joined May 2012

HAHAHAHAHA! superb answers...laugh

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On 07 May 2013 at 11:29
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chartered accountant
2605 Points Joined April 2011

laugh thnx for sharing

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On 07 May 2013 at 11:59
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Job
794 Points Joined December 2009

It seems CCI members are more interested in this type of childish jokes instead of genuine topics

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On 07 May 2013 at 12:43
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still a learner....
938 Points Joined September 2008

TOO FUNNY...

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On 07 May 2013 at 12:48
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made me laugh ... A good dose of brk after stdying ... angel

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On 07 May 2013 at 13:34


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