Funny SMS's...

Chor pakadne ki machine bani...

USA me ek din me 10 chor pakde gaye...

China me 30, UK me 50 pakade gaye...

Aur India me...

ek din me machine chori ho gayi.....

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,

Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...

Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards..??

Shopkeeper: How about this card... it says " To the only boy I ever loved"

Girl: Ya... this one is nice....

Give me 10 of them.. 

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...

PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,

DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....

Recession blackmailing in new style....

Employee to Employer: "Agar aapne meri salary nahi badhayi to mein saare employees ko bata dunga ki aapne meri salary badhayi hai"

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,

Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,

Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain,

Hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain.

Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain,

Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

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Ye hai Basanti....

Ab ye nachegi......

Nachi kya..?????

Sorry... mein bhul gaya tha ki "BASANTI kutton ke samne nahi nachti"

Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..

Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,

Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?

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Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,

aaj nahin aaya,

kaha na kabhi kabhi

aata hai!