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"My great-grandma started giggling at a barbecue, and when I asked what's funny, she said, "everyone here is alive because I got laid."

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings - Sujan Azad Parikh.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings - Sujan Azad Parikh.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.