Funny que answr

Some funny Question-Answer-­ ­s..!! 1) Kya baap ka naam Roshan karna easy hai ?? ->Hamare liye nahi hai.. Hrithik keliye easy tha..!!.xD 2) Kya aap date pe gaye ho ?? ->DATE pe nahi.. Par hamesha TIME pe gaya hu.. xD 3) England ko next test mein kaise haraya ja sakta hai ?? ->Cricket ki game download karke..xD 4) Teacher board rub karne ki dhamki de toh kya karoge ?? ->Daler mehndi ka Gaana gaunga.."Oh kardi Rub rub kardi..ve oh kardi Rub Rub...!!!"xD 5) Logo ke baare mein aapki kya rai hai ?? ->Logo bohot creative hote hai.. Cars pe hote hai.. Badi badi companies ke LOGO hote hai.. xD Aur aap meri RAI nahi le sakte..Raitoh Abhishek bacchan le gaya..xD 6) Kya ladki ko miss call se pataya ja sakta hai ? ->Ha.. Kyuki'MISS'call ek female hoti hai.. Aur woh kehte hai na,"Ek l adki hi dusri ladki ko samajh sakti hai."xD 7) Melody Choclaty kyu hai ?? ->Kyuki Melody school teacher hai.. Aur board pe likhne ke liye wo Chalk-Leti hai.. xD Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?? ->D'cold.. Chan ki'saans'hai.. xD Aur bahu ka naam bhi same hai.. Kyuki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi.. xD 9) Superman, batman jaise superhero underwear dress k upar kyu pehente hain ?? :O ->Waise unka logic sahi hai..!! Ab hum itni mehangi branded underwears kharidte hai aur unko chupa ke pehente hai..kya fayda ?? Seekho kuch in super heros Se:XD 10) Aeroplane kaha invent hua tha ?? ->Hawaii mein..!! Isiliye usko''Hawaii Jahaaj''kehte hai.. :D :P :D :D