Funny Mathematics

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Ashima Aggarwal

CA Final Student Articled Assistant

809 Points Joined July 2009

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																																															Equation 1

																																															Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

																																															Donkey = eat + sleep

																																															Therefore,

																																															Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

																																															Therefore,

																																															Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

																																															In other words,

																																															Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work 

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																																										Equation 2

																																										Men = eat + sleep + earn money

																																										Donkeys = eat + sleep

																																										Therefore,

																																										Men = Donkeys + earn money

																																										Therefore,

																																										Men - earn money = Donkeys

																																										In other words,

																																										Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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																																				Equation 3

																																				Women = eat + sleep + spend

																																				Donkeys = eat + sleep

																																				Therefore,

																																				Women = Donkeys + spend

																																				Therefore,

																																				Women - spend = Donkeys

																																				In other words,

																																				Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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																																		To Conclude  

																																	From Equation 2 and Equation 3

																																	Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

																																	So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

																																	And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

																																	So, we have

																																	Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

																																	Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we conclude

																																	Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

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Replies (11)

hemant

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nice equation......

Keep up the good work!

Vikash Kharvar

Dy. Manager -F&A

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Whahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kya social mathmetical equestion banaya hai ..........

Very Excelent ..............................................................................

anthony

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today i kam 2 kno y maths iz so funny..

Karthikeyan

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Mukesh Kumar Singh

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4094 Points Joined January 2011

VERY GOOD MATHEMATICS TOUGHT BY YOU? WE HAVE NEVER READ THIS TYPE OF MATHEMATICS EARLIER. SO THANKS A LOT FOR SHARING A NICE AND FUNNY JOKE.

valji

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NICE ROBOT

M. N. JHA

8316 Points Joined June 2009

Ha Ha Ha . . . . . . . . Aaj to Arya Bhatt bhi aapki mathematics dekh ke pani pani ho jata. . . . . . . . . . . . Mathematics ka postmartum kar dala. . . . . Wah. . . . Keep sharing. . . .