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Funny Mathematics

Ashima Aggarwal

Ashima Aggarwal (CA Final Student Articled Assistant)   (809 Points)

29 June 2011  
 
 



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____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

____________ _________ _________ _________ ________

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

____________ _________ _________ _________ ________

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

____________ _________ _________ _________ ________

To Conclude  

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

____________ _________ _________ _________ ________



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 11 Replies

hemant

hemant (job) (468 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

:)

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nice equation......

Keep up the good work!


Vikash Kharvar

Vikash Kharvar (Dy. Manager -F&A) (469 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

Whahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Kya social mathmetical equestion banaya hai ..........

 

Very Excelent ..............................................................................


anthony

anthony (Finance) (7918 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

today i kam 2 kno y maths iz so funny..


Karthikeyan

Karthikeyan (CA Final) (174 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

:)


Mukesh Kumar Singh

Mukesh Kumar Singh (CA-FINAL) (4094 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

VERY GOOD MATHEMATICS TOUGHT BY YOU? WE HAVE NEVER READ THIS TYPE OF MATHEMATICS EARLIER. SO THANKS A LOT FOR SHARING A NICE AND FUNNY JOKE.

valji

valji (Accounts manager-MBA) (2150 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

NICE ROBOT


M. N. JHA

M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

Ha Ha Ha . . . . . . . . Aaj to Arya Bhatt bhi aapki mathematics dekh ke pani pani ho jata. . . . . . . . . . . . Mathematics ka postmartum kar dala. . . . . Wah. . . . Keep sharing. . . .


(Guest)

Nice equation.

Thanks


CA ADITYA SHARMA

CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 29 June 2011

hahahahahahahaha - -- - - -- - - nice invention



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 Aadmi to jaanvar hi hai ............



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