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CA Akshay Kumar Mishra

CA Akshay Kumar Mishra (Chartered Accountant ) (1784 Points)

17 March 2011  

Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

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Banta: Phir kya hua?

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bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

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Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Ek admi sadhu se bola,

Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…

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Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole
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Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..

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Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

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Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!



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Krish

Krish (CA Final ) (3331 Points)
Replied 17 March 2011

Really funny.............Nice one bro...........:P

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Devadas K S

Devadas K S (One life one Dream) (3525 Points)
Replied 17 March 2011

Nice one.......


Suresh Prasad

Suresh Prasad (www.aubsp.com) (15630 Points)
Replied 17 March 2011

 

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?


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