FUNNY FUNNIER FUNNIEST....

3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne Vardan Offer Kia

1st-Muje Gora Bana Do
2nd-Muje B
3rd-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai...

Wat'll happen 2 a Lecturer who jumps out of an aeroplane at 45,000 ft height?
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WHO CARES........:D

Ladka- I Love U

Ladki- Tujhe Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya

Ladka- Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bhi Na..

Propose Kiya Nahi Ki Gift Mangna Bhi Shuru...

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.

Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

Q dil tmse milna chahta he

Q dil tmko dkhna chahta he

Q dil tmse baat krna chahta he

Qki

dil to bacha he Ji

or bacho ko cartoon pasand he

boy:- i love you 

Very funny...

Thanks to alll

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hey sneha.....hillarious job.....the tataaaaa ws so so good

hey nikhil and manmohan good jokes man......

specially manmohan d cpt joke was damn gud.....

                    keep posting......

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon:"what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"

Tintumon:'JUMBALAKADI BAMBA"

Professor:"i dont understand anything'

Tintumon;"SAME TO U'!!!!!

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you? !!!!

good ones.........

thanks for sharing.........

hahaha...Very Nice Post

HAHAHA

VERY FUNNY

hehhee...thanks all for value addition....superb jokes posted....