FUNNY FUNNIER FUNNIEST....

Shiv ji aur Parvati mata kabhi computer chalaana nahi seekh paaye--

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kyunki Ganesh ji baar baar mouse lekar bhaag jaate the...

ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ..........

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what is this moral of this line????

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ANEK'ta' mein ek'TA'.....

Ajay- My father gifted me a new car, new laptop and new mobile...

Vijay- What does your father do???

Ajay- He sells ONIONS...

AMMA- Beta Rajnikant...apna solar heater thik se kaam nahi kar raha hai...kuch kar na...

RAJNIKANT- YANNA RASKALLA...Ruko Amma...Mainabhi SOORAJ THIK KARKE AATA HOON....

Originally posted by : Sneha.... sunshine
	ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta .......... .. . . . what is this moral of this line???? ? ? ? ? ANEK'ta' mein ek'TA'.....

Truly hilarious ..

Hahaha...... Nice collection...

Very funny...

Superbbbbbbb....hahaha 

haaaaa haaaa

I liked this very much'' PYAAZ- AUKAAT ANUSAAR''

Santa: Dadi.. Kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge??

Aap, papa, mom, main aur behen....

Dadi: (bade pyar se) nahi beta...

Jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge...

Santa: Phir behen ki shaadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge..

Dadi: Nahi beta jab tumara beta ho jayega tab hum phir se 6 ho jayenge...

Santa: Phir aap mar jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jayenge..

Dadi: Chup kar kutte... chal so ja...

Investment Returns ( 1 year)

Gold 28%

Silver 80%

Crude 40%

Sens*x 35%

&

"ONIONS 880%"

saala, 1 lakh ke ONIONS liye hote...

To Is saal NEW YEAR  EUROPE main hote...

MENTAL HOSPITAL

" A place where person enters MAD and comes out SMART"

ICAI - CA

" A place where person enters SMART and comes out MAD"

@ sneha .. hat off yaar !! just hilarious kaha se lekar aati hai innovative jokes......

& nikil too good yaar ... keep it up ... too funny 

please jokes post karte raho result time me ek ye hi to sahara hai tension kam karne ka 

thanks a trillion to both of you 

and i wish ye  thread result date tak chalta rahe

The Wonderful Desi Patni 

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi? 
Wife: Jo aap kaho 

H: Dal chawal bana lo 
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the 

H: To sabji roti bana lo 
W: Bacche nahi khayenge 

H: To chhole puri bana lo 
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai 

H: Eggs bhurji bana lo 
W: Aaj guruvaar hai 

H: Paraanthe? 
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?? 

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain? 
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye 

H: Kadhi chawal? 
W: Dahi nahi hai 

H: Idly sambar? 
W: Usme time lagega.... pehle bolna chahiye tha na!! 

H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega 
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta 

H: Phir ab kya banaogi? 
W: Wo jo aap kaho

Maa: Beta tum apne baal kyun nhi katwate? 

Beta: Kyu? 

Maa: Beta log rishte k liye tumhri behen ko dekhne aate h aur tumhe pasand kar jate hai...